Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016
Get the Johnmug. John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
by #1 john August 16, 2018
Get the Johnmug. { Jon or other spellings. }
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
An extremely smart guy, with amazing preformance arts skills. He is very kind and has a big heart.
He isn’t the best at picking friends, they pull him into bad situations, and into bad habits.
John’s are easily influenced, as they desire approval from their peers. But that can really ruin several of his friendships and other relationships.
Hey, have you seen how much John has changed?
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
Yeah, after his friends convinced him to leave his girl, he’s been changing to fit their image.
by WestsideTruth November 7, 2018
Get the Johnmug. The kid who always has a headache whenever there is school, but is somehow completely fine when it is the weekend.
You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
You know who I'm directing this to, Jonathon, iNgErMaRsSoN
"Where's John?"
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
"He's got a headache."
"Again!? He had one yesterday, and the day before... come to think of it, he has had one every day..."
by fillswift June 2, 2020
Get the Johnmug. John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.
John is incredible
by Jjswagisawesome November 24, 2019
Get the johnmug. A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021
Get the John Anmug.