Johan

A banana, usually really big.
Johan is really big!!
by urban.fkn.dictionary December 13, 2016
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a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal
by machli pro max December 06, 2023
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Johan: *GULP GULP GULP GULP*

Everyone: Oh....Slay ig
by going balalalalala November 03, 2022
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Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.
Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night
by Lol2208 November 22, 2021
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If u see a white boy at subway with pretty eyes and a han jisung pc he’s probably johan
by Prettychannie November 20, 2021
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The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.
He's just like Johan
by Yujiro Hamma November 22, 2021
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johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him
by ventilover69 May 29, 2023
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