Jewtard

A person of Jewish decent who is bad with money

Mr. Goldberg called his nephew Joel a Jewtard after he fucked up the freitag account

by mar20095 June 4, 2016

Jethwa

the absolute embodiment of power

'yoo you seen that guy jethwa , he's a hench guy

by jethwa January 13, 2021

JewHo

An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.

"That fucking JewHo drained my Swiss bank account and not my balls."

by MrKennedy November 24, 2007

jewtescu

a jew for jesus, or a christian who attends synagoge

yo jewtescu! you enjoy reading the bible with a yamaka on saturday?

that kid is such a jewtescu. hes a jesus frak but has the biggest freaking nose ever.

by Arty D April 11, 2008

jethrospective

The point of view that comes from under a mullet. A hillbillies way of thinking.

Pete: is that dude peeing in a bottle?

Scottie: It makes sense to him, you just gotta see his Jethrospective.

Pete: what do you mean?

Scottie: Why would he want to get out of line here at the Bon Jovi concert? or quit drinking beer? Makes more sense to pee in a bottle and wing it in the bushes.

by Glenwood5 March 10, 2010

Jewch Bag

A Douch Bag Jew.
A Jewish D-Bag.

See Jewish, Douch Bag

That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.

That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.

by bebe23 March 3, 2011

Jewphemism

a mild or indirect Yiddish, Jewish, or Hebrew word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.

For example the Yiddish term for toilet is the "house of the chair" and testicles are referred to as "eggs"

Ex. Eli's mom is always using her jewphemisms that Gentiles don't understand.

by Angieola1 June 7, 2014