dirty jessa

When you get pummeled in the ass nightly by a femboy SoundCloud rapper with cat ears.

Girl: Don’t date him. Don’t pull a Dirty Jessa. Not again, girlfriend.

by Hoe Exotic July 29, 2021

Jesse Jew+Alexander

An unstoppable couple that are both Jewish

Person 1: Awww look at that couple

Person 2: they must be Jesse Jew+Alexander

by Jesse is A Jew November 11, 2022

jetsam

Applies to personal items collected from Airline passengers at gate security terminals.

Fred the security guard at Gate A gazed lazily at the large boxes of jetsam collected from airplane passengers in the last three hours of his shift.

by Jerry Swayne September 18, 2008

Jessa

A verb. When a person texts you back so slow that you forget what your conversation was about.

Dude, it took you 40 minutes to text me back...way to pull a jessa!

by ireneonherpiani December 31, 2010

Jesanism

Christianity for retards

What if we meet them and they make us convert to Jesanism?

by Lisa Jonas October 4, 2008

jeisabela teixeira

Is a funny and adorable girl who talks too much but is big hearted. She's a good friend and will listen to you.

" Damn I wish I could chill with her Jeisabela Teixeira ! "
" Too bad , her friends list is full! "

by Urban Dictionary smith December 10, 2013

jesaia

funny, freaky, rude, smart, has hoes, talks shit

if anyone jesaia pissed them off the will fight back like no cap.....try us

by 7th grade kid,goes to glenn April 9, 2020