Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

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the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

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jesus christ on a coke binge

jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me

"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"

by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010

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Jesus Christ

The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?

Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?

Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!

by Faded_Grace07 August 01, 2021

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What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

by Rustee John April 16, 2008

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