"I wanted to watch anal sex videos but my internet went down, so the best I could do was give myself a HURKY JERKY."
by Autopsyturvey January 31, 2010
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Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.
Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.
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Get the herky jerky mug.1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.
1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson
by david engelman May 18, 2008
Get the mental jerky mug.a phrase yelled or whispered about an extremely attractive male. most males fitting this description have an eight pack, dimples, and a perfect smile.
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Get the turkey jerky mug.The act of a hick arp running 2 miles while naked in the middle of the woods while snacking on beef jerky and playing the banjo.
Person 1: "Look at that hick run."
Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."
Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."
Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."
Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."
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