Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
Get the Rilan Jensenmug. From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
Get the Mary Jensen Syndromemug. Jensen is a kind, funny, sometimes weird, and has your back. He loves to find a way to make your day. He likes to meet new people and puts himself out there for others to see. He will stick up for his friends no matter what. He loves to try new things. And he would be a great boyfriend.
by anonymous January 6, 2021
Get the Jensenmug. Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
Get the Jensenmug. Jensen is a fortnite kid
by Amelia is a mongoul February 21, 2022
Get the Jensenmug. by shotgun studios December 17, 2021
Get the Jensenmug. A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
Get the Jensen Hobbsmug.