Skip to main content

Jensen

A kind idiot nice, attractive man short tho. Cool too shy aswell. Always love to share feelings with others. Man can start a conversation very smoothly. Has a good friend. Man is not as smart but tries his best he loves to text more talks to crush too.
"Jensen.... Yea that's me"
by Jens0n February 17, 2022
mugGet the Jensen mug.

Jensen

You're such a jensen
by virgin4L October 16, 2023
mugGet the Jensen mug.

Jensen Ackles

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala
by lolgoaway September 19, 2023
mugGet the Jensen Ackles mug.

Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
mugGet the Jensen Hobbs mug.

Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
mugGet the Mary Jensen Syndrome mug.

Jensen

He has a little brother called Nico. and Jensen is VERY ANNOYING like they always fight
Jensen: Hi annoying
Nico:Hi annoying
5 mins later
FIGHT
Jensen: DIE ANNOYING
Nico: NO YOU
by shotgun studios December 17, 2021
mugGet the Jensen mug.

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?
Wow you’re such ajensen noone” (fraud)
by Euan Haines April 22, 2024
mugGet the jensen noone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email