The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
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Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.
He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))
This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))
This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-
BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!
GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.
GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-
*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*
GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.
GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!
GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.
GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-
*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*
GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.
GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022
Get the Bake Jenedict mug.No matter what this stupid dictonary says, even if it says amazing things about my name, Jansen does not mean whore! Jansen means Gracious, and I know a Jansen and she is and forever will be the farthest from that. To me Jansen means Funny, Athletic, Compassionate, and the by far BEST person you could EVER meet.
Friend 1: Isn't Jansen so nice?!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
Friend 2: Totally! She is AWESOME!
Friend 1: I can't believe that she isn't a whore!
Friend 2: Why would you think that?
Friend 1: I read it on Urban Dictonary
Friend 2: Wow...... don't judge a book by it's cover, i'm gonna go hang out with Jansen.
Total JERK for thinking that: Me too
Friend 1: No, your a jerk!
by An_Upset&ProtectiveFriend June 2, 2018
Get the Jansen mug.An incredibly beautiful talented actor, who deserves all the recognition for his work and his acting.
Known for his many roles in various films and tv shows such as Supernatural, Days Of Our Lives, My Bloody Valentine 3D and Smallville.
Known for his many roles in various films and tv shows such as Supernatural, Days Of Our Lives, My Bloody Valentine 3D and Smallville.
Jensen Ackles plays Dean Winchester on Supernatural.
Jensen is breathtaking in every way shape and form.
Jensen is breathtaking in every way shape and form.
by spnfan September 24, 2011
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- People reprimand you for having an opinion or being unique
- In the end, you really end up learning nothing useful
- It succeeds in both frusrating you and making your life that much more diffult
- People reprimand you for having an opinion or being unique
- In the end, you really end up learning nothing useful
- It succeeds in both frusrating you and making your life that much more diffult
by Zynx November 1, 2006
Get the Jensen Beach High School mug.Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them
by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017
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