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Jane Austen

A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.

English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*

Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!

Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!

Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)

Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
by Austinet May 19, 2009
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Jane

Although a small innocent creature, Jane is a fun packed little bundle of fun! She is the sweetest thing you will ever find and she is definitely one of a kind! Jane is really easy to get along with and when friends with her, you just don't want to let go of her! If anyone can bring out a smile, it is Jane! If your name is Jane, consider it an honour, because you will achieve alot in life and make alot of people happy! Even though Jane is small, her beautiful face and amazing personality makes size not count. Jane is sure to send you away with great memories!
Jane Is a amazing friend!
by Everything I write is true! September 9, 2018
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hanoi jane

The nickname for Jane Fonda when she visited Hanoi in the Vietnam war, pissing off Nixon and angering thousands of US troops in Vietnam at the time.
Hanoi Jane is still a traitor,
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Mary Jane Piss in your face fun time.

The same act as Cheesing. That is to say, huffing cat urine, excreted when marking a cats territory. It is a much easier and subtler way to get high than using illegal substances. The results are that of a great acid trip, immediately transferring the conscious to the boob universe. It's pretty awesome there.
Hey guys, we are going over Jimmy's house for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time. Ever since his mother found out about his crack, cheesing is the only way we can have any fun anymore...
by Dash Rendar March 30, 2008
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boquet of mary-jane's flowers

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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Janeé

A beautiful/sexy intelligent girl . She may have her flaws . Crazy attitude and definitely the jealous type but has an amazing heart. Get to know a Janeé . If you end of dating one that’s going to be your forever . They are crazy . You would fall in love so deeply you couldn’t imagine being with anybody else .
My wife Janeé is extraordinary. Nobody can compare to her.
by Margaretya May 3, 2018
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