A dumbass piece of shit who's rich for posting stupid vlogs and cancerous shit that he calls a song.
by fingeryourownbutthole October 14, 2017

Yo, why didn't you go to school yesterday?
I watched the new Shane Dawson's series "The mind of Jake Paul" and got cancer.
I watched the new Shane Dawson's series "The mind of Jake Paul" and got cancer.
by xMaqestic September 30, 2018

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding .
Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.
Pretty much the same thing. Pure cancer.
by BLAZENTHECHRISTMASPOO December 27, 2017

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

by Toro69 June 2, 2019

This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use
Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.
Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL
Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*
Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL
Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*
by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020
