label jockey

A label jockey is someone who wont wear clothes unless they have some type of brand name "label" on them, abercrombie, hollister, north face, ect. wearing the clothes is what makes them a "jockey" of the brand. their items of clothing will usually have the name of the company clearly shown. Label jockies are usually rich suburban kids whose parents will buy them whatever they want.
look at that label jockey, her shoes are birkenstocks, her jeans are abercrombie, her shirt is hollister and her bag is gucci.
by samusher July 07, 2008
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Drive Jockey

Similar to a traditional Disc Jockey that would either perform playing on Turntables or CD Players, a Drive Jockey is a new generation of DJ that soley uses a desktop or laptop computer with specialty software to play music from.
A number of software applications now make it also possible to utilize video outputs to play videos on to screens at events, making them more multimedia based instead of just music.
An Example is the use of one such program called virtual dj that does not require the use of any control vinyl or control CD. This software allows for the search of, cueing playing and blending of music all from the software utilizing a virtual built in mixer to control the mix and sound levels. This all being done from the computer memory hard drive, Hence the new term Drive Jockey.
"oliver has a state of the art dj setup, he oly uses a computer to DJ, he is a drive jockey.
by Oliver Vasilopoulos January 21, 2008
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Creme Jockey

You know that Nate kid, he is quite a Creme Jockey man, he is with all the guys at school
by Nimmyleezy September 08, 2019
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gin jockey

A person who has a proclivity towards having sex with Australian Aborigines
Gin Jockey: pack of smokes and a six pack for a fuck?
Gin: no worries brudda
by WhackMeOneInTheShitter July 08, 2006
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chopstick jockey

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."
by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008
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Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.
Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.
by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008
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Pig Jockey

A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"
"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"
by Steve SB April 17, 2007
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