jacob 

jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.

yo dont be his friend he might jacob you.

jacob by hntr September 7, 2010

Jacob 

A creeper . One of the creepiest people you will ever meet in your life.

HE'S SUCH A JACOB ! He's staring at us !

Jacob by BaabyBruhh11 December 28, 2009

Jacob 

Gay man who's favorite thing to do to men, is give the blow-job.

This man loves men with an especially big penis

Jacob gives the man a huge blow-job.

Jacob by international-dictionaryyy March 30, 2009

Jacob 

1.An adult male that is not necessarily gay, but very effeminate.

2. A homosexual male who refuses to come out of the closet.

It's weird that Jacob has a girlfriend, because he's wearing a skirt and high heels!

Person 1: Jacob might as well come out of the closet, I caught him in bed with another guy.
Person 2: Really? But he told me he hates fags!
Person 1: Well, he is one.

Jacob by honeysucklenightmare June 16, 2009

Jacob 

a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL

hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all

Jacob by benvolioajk April 10, 2009

Jacob 

The biggest and most perverted asshole you can ever meet

person 1: Jacob is so perverted
person 2: he's an asshole too

Jacob by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019

jacob 

This man turns his straight guy friends gay and his lesbian friends straight for him cuz he is so sexy. He is named after the ten year old girl day dream from Twilight and makes bad puns but everyone laughs anyway as they are entranced by his sexiness. I love you Jacob

OMG JACOB I LOVE YOU!

jacob by jacobfuckme March 7, 2017