ChristmaBirthday Gift

When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get for christmas?

Guy 2: A New Phone

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were getting that for your birthday?

Guy 2: Yeah my parents were too cheap to buy me two gifts, so i got it as a christmabirthday gift

Guy 1: Fail
by Finite1 December 31, 2008
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gift shop

Mediocre, sub-par, or just straight up whack. This term can be attributed to anything whose lack of quality or authenticity is comparable to that of items one might find in a gift shop.
"Juelz Santana's whack ass flow is gift shop, not hip-hop."
by Greg B. January 02, 2006
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guilt gift

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

by covered in jewelry October 12, 2006
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gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.
Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"
by Can Not June 06, 2005
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Chipmunk gift

A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.

On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she's too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.

That back bedroom at my mom's house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?

My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
by Amarantha10 December 19, 2005
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Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.
Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?
by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009
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Meaty Gift

When a dog has left an unpleasant smelling, cigar looking dump that is situated in the middle of the floor. Usually happens when the dog is not happy with it's owner.
I woke up this morning, and found a nice meaty gift staring me in the face.
by ShawnDiesel October 26, 2009
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