christmas

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments

aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family

by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014

Christmas

The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.

"Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year."

by Haybrid November 7, 2019

Christmas

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡

by el :) November 4, 2019

christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr

christmas is the best holiday

by just vibing November 10, 2020

christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate

what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.

by ellatip November 4, 2019

Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.

IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!

by cookiemons December 12, 2018

Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.

Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.

by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021