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Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children
Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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Irrelevant

not connected with or relevant to something.
oh my god did you see what haley has been doing?! she is sooo irrelevant
by Sxbleye August 23, 2018
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Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number
Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..
by Tha truth August 26, 2016
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Irrelevant Opinion

Opinions of those who cook their steaks medium to well done, or toast their bread for less than 30 seconds.
Brenda has an irrelevant opinion about food because she gets her steak medium well and asks for steak sauce.
by Dirtybootstrap May 26, 2022
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irrelevant dickriding creddy

One who irrelevantly dickrides, in other words, " a fucking retarded detriment that is also a large fan."

"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy."
"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy
by Irrelevant Dickrider March 27, 2015
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Irrelevantness

When someone or ting is unknown and reject like irrelevant.not connected with or relevant to something.Also a disease
7C is full of irrelevant people and I’m dying because of their irrelevantness
by Not_Temari June 5, 2018
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Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

...

"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

...

"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
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