alien invasion

The process in which beings from beyond Earth of higher intelligence then Humans invade and conquer our planet. In Hollywood, most films depict a human victory against the aliens, but War of the Worlds, directed by Steven Spielberg, has the aliens die of germs, which is far more likely. However, most scientists think that aliens would completely defeat humans, in a more of "extermination" than a war. Alien invasion is taken seriously from the UN, to the UK, to the USA.

The Pentagon has a plan for what to do in the case of alien invasion.

by lolniggalol May 18, 2014

Accolade Inflation

A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.

There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.

The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.

My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.

by Sqeezle March 22, 2021

Sonic Inflation

The increasing prices of sonic games. Dont believe me? Look it up!

Man 1: Sonic inflation is crazy.
Man 2: What are you talking about?
Man 1: The prices of sonic games.
Man 2: what the fuck

by MacBack October 5, 2023

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao

LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao is a game that was released in late 2021 and is the sequel to the popular game LSC: Real Life. The game is extremely popular in LSC. The game talks about the invasion of the creature called Wang Lao and its virus, WangLao-21. The player has to find a way to defeat Wang Lao and his minions, who are people infected with WangLao-21. It is possibly a reference to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and warns players about staying safe. The game also includes several pandemic items such as Gay Mask, Gay Syringe and Gay Gay. The game is more story-based than its predecessor, LSC: Real Life but is way longer and harder to play because of the introduction of characters like Luk and Schovengers, as well as infected versions of every single boss, NPC and character.

Chan: I beat LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao! I'm such a chad!

Ho: No you're not. You're Chan, not Chad.
Chad: But I beat the game.
Lai: cap

by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021

Alliance Academy for Innovation

A school where you don’t tell people you go to. Your mascots are the avengers. The administration targets colored students and kicks you out for the dumbest shit. You absolutely do not want to go to this school. You’d rather go to hell than here.
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”

“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill then go there.”

“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”

“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill than go there.”

by Jackson levy August 11, 2021

ignorationalizing

Trying to rationalize something based on one's ignorance.

George Bush is ignorationalizing the Iraq war.

by agentfazexx November 2, 2008

sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.

after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.

by trojan-man November 9, 2009