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Totally innocent lion

T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.
Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(
by SkeetSkeetSkeet December 14, 2013
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Innocent

Theres no such thing as innocent people, it sounds too good to be true because it is. There are no innocent people of any race, sex, orientation, or group, everybody has done something human, everybody has made mistakes. There are only people not guilty of crimes they've been accused of, it's not the same thing as innocence, it never was. What protestors dont want to hear is that everybody has it coming, whether it's coming back to you as payback, or whether it's coming to you for somebody or something you got back at somebody else for. There is nobody of any race who doesn't deserve pain, theres really just what extent they need to suffer to. George Floyd didnt deserve to die, that doesn't mean he deserved to live a pain free, trauma free life because he was innocent, it just means he didnt do enough to justify killing him, kind of like many of the Confederate soldiers didnt do enough to get their statues dishonored, since not all of them were involved in the slave trade.
There are no innocent people, and anybody who thinks they dont deserve to suffer is someone I think deserves to suffer as much as everybody else.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
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Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.
There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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Innocent

You are being such an innocent!
by faggotgayassinnocet January 17, 2019
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innocent

someone who doesn’t get turned on and doesn’t like the idea of making out with someone
alex says he’s so innocent ! “
by elliotisawkward May 6, 2018
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
by maddash15 August 23, 2011
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