Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
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The name a stupid ass kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. It can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can't help but to love the stinky, hairy, big ass mofo.
"Hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, Evan Infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do shit. No wonder I can smell balls!"
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"Ah, my dear, " cried Lady Narborough, putting on her gloves, "dont tell me that you have exhausted life".
It's ok love, I'll just do the inflator.
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It's ok love, I'll just do the inflator.
(O.Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray)
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