Mental Infant

A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.

Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003

infant

1. n Renewable, organically farmed food source.

Source: W Ellis, Wired UK, November 2009 issue.

We need more infants and dried fish if we are to avoid starvation this winter.

by Morthandeus October 9, 2009

gorilla infant

1.a human being that exceeds the normal size, hair, behavioral, and drinking limit that normal arthropods would exceed.

2.being completely oblivious 2 yourself and other creatures surrounding your circumference

yo grud, you be the perfect description of a gorilla infant

by paul jonathan January 13, 2008

infant annihilator

The edgiest death metal shit to graze to the surface of semi-popular music. If you enjoy hearing an edgelord scream about killing children and raping nuns, this is the band for you. In the bands defense, they are probably so fucked up because they were touched as children.

The band is also known for the use of their shit Ibanez guitars (made out of plywood) and their mediocre, run-of-the-mill death metal guitar playing.

I love listening to Infant Annihilator as I cut myself and drink bleach before ramming a massive dildo up my gaping asshole. I then enjoy deepthroating my father's penis while listening to Infant Annihilator's best song, "Decapitation Fornication." My favorite lyrics are.

"Slow and with formality I’m obsessively
stabbing you. The blood is drowning you as you gargle and you spew."

Something about that just gets me hard when I'm done jerking off to gay dog porn.

by MusicCritic2016 May 19, 2016

Infantavore

An animal that eats only baby animals.

The notorious baby murdered was known to subsist only on a diet of his victims making him an infantavore.

by Iluvbabies July 25, 2011

Infantation

A love that resembles a toddler sucking his own dick and not knowing what he’s doing

You’ve got an infantation with that woman

by Longjohndicksucker August 28, 2021