Ass Paint

When someone uses feces to write a message or paint a picture, they are using Ass Paint.

Using ASS PAINT, Holly wrote a beautifully worded love note to Johnny on the bathroom wall.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 20, 2011

trade paint

Collide with another car.

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.

by Doug Newman June 09, 2007

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's on her period.

Stir the paint is having sex with a woman while she's on her period, not one her period--ON her period fucknuts!

by Rocket1 February 06, 2012

painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

by cmanns May 03, 2008

paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 28, 2009

Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 09, 2020

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013