balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021

Fire Cider

When you mix Fireball whiskey with apple cider.

Would you like a fire cider shot?

by rustyspoon October 30, 2025

Poonado Cider

A huge nasty diharrhea

"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"

by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015

Cider

A person who is named after the bereaved. That beverage is named after the drink made of apple typically drank in the fall season. Someone with this name will typically be criticized for being named after a beverage, although they may have gotten the name from a song title instead

“Oh Cider is over there!” “Hand this to Cider”

by Frickitzbatz August 14, 2023

Lucifer's Cider

The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.

"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."

by Raoul Duke, Dr. Of Journalism October 3, 2018

cider drinker

absolute faggot bimbo

leron is a cider drinker
(chubby chaser)

by gavechloeablowy February 22, 2024