bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

by radken April 26, 2009

My bed

My place where I sleep and have fun

I can’t live without my bed

by MABRY is boring August 30, 2019

Bed Bitch

A person who lays in bed and does nothing except maybe yelling at people to do things for them.

"Kyle is being a bed bitch right now for doing nothing while laughing at me for being productive."

"Don't be such a bed bitch, and get your own water."

by Mduncgrad August 20, 2014

Bed springs

When your in jail and see African American hair whites call them bed springs

I'm placing my mat down look at all those bed springs on the cot

by Conan aaron September 27, 2021

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

Bed boar

During sleep with your girlfriend or boyfriend, one partner subconciously keeps the other one awake by pushing the other to the edge of the bed, taking all the pillows and blankets, and snoring like a wild pig.

"Man you were such a bed boar last night, pushin me off the bed and snorting all night!"

by Mattsss October 10, 2011

drunk bed

a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs

Girl at club: So pumped to go to sleep tonight. I have the perfect drunk bed to go home to.

by lamicmic January 8, 2010