ingrid klesch

a girl who will smack you with her stanley if you temp her

person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”

by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024

Ingrid T

Ingrid T is the best person in the world. Everyone loves her so much. And she is unbelievably hot. Like look at that ass, like whaat

Ingrid T: "Hello everyone"
Everyone else: "OMG THAT IS THE MOTHER F-ING HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE"
Ingrid T: "You guys are the sweetest"
Everyone else: "Give me a piece of that ass"

by likethembig June 17, 2024

ingrid

a code word for a gay boyfriend to hide them from your parents.

gay person: hah, I put my boyfriend in my contacts as Ingrid so my parents don't think I'm texting another boy.
their friend: but they'll think you're constantly talking to, and calling an old woman named Ingrid.
gay person:.. shhhh...

by bad.boy.supreme August 8, 2025

liv ingrid

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is an amazing girlfriend, and a good bestfriend. If somebody messes with her friends, then she messes with them!
She is cheering everyone up on a bad day.
She is an amazing artist, athlete, she is smart, happy and has a beautiful heart full of rainbows.

Guy 1: Man, I've always had a crush Ok that girl.
Guy 2: Dude, of course her name is Liv Ingrid!

by Kittycat2 February 25, 2017

To Ingridize

The process through which gingers take over the world.

A person that supports it is an Ingridizer.

(The process is a.k.a Ingridaization)

Yo, my friend is looking forward to Ingridize the world.

Shit, we better hide.

Why?

We're blonde.

by Ingridizer June 1, 2024

Yick To Ingrid

One of the meanest people you will ever meet. she laughs at your pain. When you try to explain why what she did upset you she laughs at you and says "I didn't ask for your life story." If you meet her, run.

New person at school: Who's that?
Me: Oh that's Yick To Ingrid. We should probably run.

Yick To Ingrid is a horrible person.

by BANANA president May 5, 2022