Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
Get the Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) mug.When one procedes to start a new life with a new name, but where one's self stays in the same place with people they still know. Most of the time, the subject will ask everyone to use this new name and life status.
by Caneko October 18, 2012
Get the Identity Suicide mug.One of the most innacurate myths in U.S. history. In reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. If someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. In turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. However, most people still believe that THEY are the victim.
I don't recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be identity theft, like they said on TV. I better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. Wow, I'm so traumatized.
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006
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i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?
by deenie July 4, 2004
Get the secret identity mug.an affliction in which the subject acts like someone from another race, usually a stereotype of said other race; also known as RID
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Get the identity thefted mug.These are a group of Christian "Nazi's" who seem to ignore the blatant occult symbols the Third Reich used. They also believe that jesus was an Aryan. This is based on British Israelism, which is the same program that's causing muslims to invade England and it's also the foundation of the claims that jesus was a "Pharaoh."
The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1
The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"
These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).
Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.
1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939
The Christian Identity surfaced back when Hitler was in power, but Hitler rejected the idea stating, "You cannot make an Aryan of Jesus, that's nonsense."1
The xian identity folk also seem to ignore the fact that Jesus preached Communism (Matthew 19:21), was against looking up your own genealogy (1 Timothy 1:4), the fact that Jesus says that having pride is a sin (Job 40:12). Yet these people march around going "White Pride!"
These people also contribute the verses where Jesus is talking down to the Pharisees to Jesus talking down to the entire jewish race, which makes no sense when you look at the life Jesus lived; Jesus was even praised for what he says in Jewish synagogues (Luke 4:15).
Now, the Christian identity believe that the Jews were not Israelites mentioned in the bible, but the bible debunks that myth when Jesus is called "Rabbi" and "the king of Israel" in John 1:49, associating the two shows that the Israelites mentioned in the bible were jewish.
1 Hitler Speaks: A Series of Political Conversations With Adolf Hitler on His Real Aims By Hermann Rauschning, 1st edition, 1939
I don't know which is more deluded the people who believe in "Pharaoh Jesus" or "The Christian Identity."
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