Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
by Sodafreek November 06, 2009
Destiny Rose is the most innocent person ever. She is often framed for not being innocent but that is either a lie or photoshop. Those people are just jealous of how innocent she is.
by Dessssrose May 17, 2017
The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.
Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's
by Bot_40 October 01, 2004
by elliotisawkward February 15, 2018
A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"
Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.
Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.
by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013
Childish innocence, characterized by various forms of purity such as clear skin, liking vanilla ice cream, and so on.
by SilentlyintheShadows October 17, 2009
Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.
by Sodafreek November 06, 2009