Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Person of Importance

A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.

Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.

by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Important things

Legal required documents

Here is a list of important things.

by Krazy Kat Woman February 1, 2017

IMPO

In My Proud Opinion. When commenting about someone else’s opinion and you just don’t give a shit what they think.

Man buns and top-knots are stupid, IMPO.

by theoriginalgerb July 22, 2018

Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

impolite

to be rude or disciminate someone.

she was very impolite to me.

by james edwards03 February 12, 2009