Illegal

1) Something which against the law

2) A sick bird of prey.

1) "How about some crack" "No thanks, it's illegal"

2) "Some bird with diarrhea has ruined my car! By the size of it it must have been an Illegal!"

by Bradderschch May 18, 2010

illegally blonde

noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. Usually the female will have a penis or have the I.Q. level equal to a dead pig. Therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.

Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008

Illegal Gymagrant

A hate term. The preferred expression is "undocumented gymagrant" or "unauthorized gymagrant." Because no person is illegal -- but some persons are definitely undocumented.

A: Did you know that illegal gymagrant has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership?
B: Well, he has an undocumented membership.

by FlaviusP August 20, 2013

illegal arms

Weapon which is illegal for the general public to own.

"Nick tried to smuggle some illegal arms like a nuke; in his anus"

by MrRombie May 15, 2006

Illegal Bat

A bullshit (erronius) call against the NY Giants during superbowl XLII.

Illegal bat against the defense. The patriots will get a free 10 yards just because.

by Captain Fug February 3, 2008

illegaled

The act of committing an illegal deed or activity.

John illegaled when he broke into his girlfriends house and stole her puppy.

by J STUNNA21 February 16, 2010

Illegal Smile

A smile that forms when you have just gotten done smoking marijana.

Yesterday, I could tell Jim had an Illegal Smile

by AlexLemoine November 8, 2010