kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Humpty Stumpty

Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.

Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Humpty Dumptus

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021

Humpty dumpty

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

by Crt November 26, 2022

Humpty

The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

by poroekd October 13, 2022