howlitzer

when you are taking a crap and theres a fart behind it so that it shoots into the toilet, and youre butt cheeks slap together.

He was on the toilet pushing hard and let out a howlitzer

by 2baddavid February 6, 2008

Irritable Bowel Howl

A low pitched howling noise someone with IBS makes when they are feeling some kind of discomfort, often emotional. It can also be used to accentuate a sentence with little to no effect. The noise can be be best described as the sound that a dinosaur would make when hit by a train.

1: Zack: Joe, you're retarded.
Joe: HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

2: Mark: Man, I'm awesome at this HHNNNNGGGGG.
Jack: Nice Irritable Bowel Howl, there.

by srj1224 February 3, 2010

Howling

The word 'Howling' is used to decribe pretty much anything that can be thought of as bad, obselete or inadequate.

"Look at his car, it's a Fiat Cinquento, that's howling"

"You wanna play pes on my Playstation 2?"
"Nah the graphics are howling"

"You see that bird at the bar, I might tap it..."
"Nah mate she's a howler"

by Howler UK October 20, 2008

howl's moving castle

By the author Diana Wynne Jones, a children's book, and a totally kick-ass movie by the director of Spirited Away,Hayao Miyazaki.Also known as Hauru no Ugoku Shiro. An amazing fatasy story( and movie) with a totally sweet ending, about a young girl Sophie and a heart-eating wizard Howl.The book has a sequel, castle in the air. The character, howl, stole the heart of many young girls who have watched the movie

A: hey do you know that howl is the main character of the movie.
B: duh. erm. actually, howl's actual name is howell, which is such a pity, cause the name, howl, goes so totally well with amazingly good looks.*sigh*

by howl June 26, 2005

Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.

Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"

by haha ik right August 5, 2011

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008