friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015

Howler Monkey

An insult so lame, it's funny.

"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"

by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003

HOGLEG

A REEFER JOINT TO BE SHARED

WHEN SOMEONE ROLLS A JOINT, BUT FIDDELS WITH IT INSTEAD OF LIGHTING IT AFTER A FEW MINUETS ITS TIME FOR SOMEONE TO SAY HEY, FIRE UP THAT HOGLEG REEFER BOY!!

by JOHNNYM51 September 11, 2010

Hoggle

The act of flirting or leading someone else on just to get something you want.

Hot girl: Can I please get off?!?!
Manager: I don't know if we can let you go just yet...
Hot girl: *touches manager's chest sexually* but you are the best manager ever.
Manager: Alright, I guess you can go.
Hot girl: Thanks! *just turns around and walks off*
Manager's friend: Dude... You just got hoggled.

Dude, that bitch was just hogglin you for a free smoke...

I'm just hogglin this chick for a blow job!

by Squishysox October 6, 2011

Howler

Flea bitten mongrel, well known for ripping of the legs of Valdameer when he posts the fact that he's a flea bitten mongrel on random urban dictionary sites

Oh, Valdameer really should have complimented howler on his nice shiny glossy, silky, tantalisingly sexy coat... now he's going to have his legs removed

by Valdy December 10, 2004

Hewgley

another name for a tiny penis. a man without an abnormally small dick. an embarrassingly, sometimes microscopic cock.

Girl: My boyfriend has a hewgley and it's such a turn off!

by Kelseyleeg February 26, 2009

howle

A person with this last name doesn't respect the alphabet and can't pronounce the letter "H"

He can't say hello, must be a Howle

by MACgesses February 13, 2018