Alabama Hotpocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.

Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...

by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021

german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

by marllamallama May 27, 2009

hotlicia

the hottest Alicia ever kown to man kind

the example is myself, I am the one and only

by Alicia March 2, 2005

colorado hotpocket

When the river runs red play in the mud. When a woman has a period and you seem to want to play in it like a child with mud it is called a colorado hot pocket.

Jimmy will you play in my colorado hotpocket.

by BIGBONE22 November 21, 2009

rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed

1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down

by misandry man April 24, 2011

texas hotpacket

when a cowboy eats out a cow

the cowboy give the cow a texas hotpacket

by niigger loverin bitch August 5, 2008

Liverpool Hotpocket

The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.

A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.

Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"

Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."

Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."

*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*

Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010