Hot carl/karl

The act of shitting on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in plastic wrap and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a shit brick on there chest.

Hey man lets give Chip a hot carl..... A few squeezes later some plastic wrap around his chest a chair in the sun and some sunscreen. Two hours later hey man what is the shit brick on my chest?? AHAahaha its a hot carl/karl

by Reubin Minuts August 10, 2010

hot carl sub

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.

That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!

by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE"

n. - Receiving fellatio while excreting a huge
pile of steaming shit. But be careful! Afterall, we all know that while one
is excreting, one is tempted to urinate after the drop of the first loaf.

She likes the hot carl "old chicago style".

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

Hot Carl/Karl

1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.

2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.

1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah

2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit

by Hot Carl Lover July 27, 2008

Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.

My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.

by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009

HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE"

n. - same as "OLD CHICAGO STYLE" except to add vomitting on the felator's back.

This chick prefers her hot carl "dream style".

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 28, 2007