horizontal refreshment 

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

horizontal refreshment by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

Horizontal Dancing

The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.

(Laying on bed talking)

Kenzie: This is a good song!

Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...

Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!

Horizontal Dancing by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.

Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!

Horizontal Pearls by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011

horizontal line dancing

Horizontal line dancing means to have sex. Sexual intercourse.

Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".

horizontal line dancing by nativecock08 April 5, 2016

Horizontal rocking chair 

When Your laying down and your girl rocks back and forth on your dick like shes on a rocking chair

Damn I blew my load so quick when my girl started doing the horizontal rocking chair

Horizontal rocking chair by Gerzman July 18, 2017

horizontal bugle horn 

When youreating someone's ass and they fart in your mouth

Person 1: I was eating rihanna's ass last night and she fartes in my mouth.
Person 2: Haha you got a horizontal bugle horn
Yo i was tongue punching this bithc's fart box when she back door queefed in my pie hole. So i gagged up my dinner all over her poop deck. Couldn't believe she gave me a horizontal bugle horn

horizontal bugle horn by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017

horizontal wheelchair

While in the middle of fucking her sideways bend her knees backwards and tie them around your back

"Oi that sheila was never the same after i gave her the good ol' horizontal wheelchair"

horizontal wheelchair by RHEEEEEE September 16, 2017