hooker

Jenna Thurmand fucking anybody in sight.

man that is one fat hooker

by chickalee October 2, 2004

Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

by McGingie December 18, 2014

Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.

Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”

by Amymamy December 8, 2020

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

Asshole Hooker

A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.

Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!

Friend: What an asshole hooker!

by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011

hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017

Marriage Hooker

a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.

a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever

by unlucky man June 6, 2010