Hypocrite

1)A person who cheats on their significant other yet tells them they love them.

2) When the cheater announces on facebook that they love their significant other and they KNOW they cheated.

he, like a hypocrite, says: "happy birthday babe! i love you!" yet he cheated on her 3 days ago.

by MissFlorida July 26, 2010

hypocrite

see everyone

everyone is a fuckin hypocrite...you...me..
..everyone you know ....everyone I know...etc...etc...
and denying it and saying you hate hypocrits, only makes you a bigger hypocrite.....

by ~LeGiT~ December 9, 2008

hypocrite

George W. Bush

Wow, that guy's a G Dub

by Laz April 4, 2004

hippycrites

hypocrite hippies

those bitches are such hippycrites

by haha47 July 13, 2010

hypocrite

A Hypocrite is one of these:
1) One who professes something then does not carry it out.
2) One who carries out something he professes against.
3) A chav.

Hypocrites:
1) "Always make sure the safety button is... AAAAARGGH!DAMMIT!!!"
2) "Dont do bittorrent, kids!" (later on) "Come on! Damn peers gimme more speed!"
3) Chav: "Nobb-ed!" Human Being: "How Ironic..."

by Cpl. G1bl3t15m December 25, 2007

Hypocrite

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he/she/heshe does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives.

I hate Racism, and Black People...
And Hypocrites.

by Themassifbath July 17, 2009

hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011