Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

by mister burnley March 23, 2004

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

friendly helper

That guy, who is always here to help with a secret intention to fuck you right in the pussy.

Jane: Clerence is such a friendly helper, I don't know, why is he so helpful.
Jamal: Bitch! You blind?!

by really real object September 26, 2017

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003