Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

helllo

When idiots try to spell "hello" without realizing that they need to proofread

helllo my friend

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Albuquerque Hello

The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.

Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!

by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019

Hellion

one who comes from hell; the opposite of an angel

one who is extremely mishevious and causes havoc

johnny's bein a real hellion today

by canadian 19 November 22, 2003

hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

Hello Clarice

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)

You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*

by Ike Jones December 11, 2007

Hellogoodbye

a great band. getting a little too mainstream now. but it's cool, cause they're still hot! They play a pretty good show too.

Forrest, Jesse, Chris, Marcus

This dance will be better than your favorite icecream,
I cut like a knife & i dance just like a dream.

by <33 December 8, 2004