Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.

Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.

by pressurepacc July 17, 2024

Headphones

Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.

For my birthday I want headphones.

by Olioio March 3, 2021

headphones excuse

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.

The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

Fnaf Headphones

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.

Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.

for real man?

yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.

by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021

Headphone Headbanger

Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.

Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.

Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.

by awesome6241 September 28, 2017

headphones

A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.

person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!

by koksukcer July 21, 2019

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022