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Hayden

Someone who kisses so much ass that their head isn't visible any longer.
Did you hear about how Shipley got that job? He totally pulled a Hayden.
by Butterfly Sprinkles June 14, 2020
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Hayden is the person to jump out of their bathroom window for a inside joke and scare their friend that lives a 10 minute walk away from them.
Who's that?
hayden.
by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020
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The Sexiest person alive and is a rizzler, they are the best at sports and are ripped
G1- Look its a Hayden
G2- SOOOO SEXXYYYYYY
by Crisa14 August 16, 2023
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Someone who thinks that Komi is cuter than Carrot
"Have you heard what Hayden said about Carrot? "
"Yeah he thought She's not as good as Komi"
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a mean bully who manipulates girls
hayden is a bully
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Hayden

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.
"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."
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Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.
Hayden: Hey pretty lady!

Lady: Hehe what is your name?

Hayden: Hayden haha.

Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?
by ThatOneHandyMan June 14, 2021
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