Hawking

The act of following someone leaving a store at a slow pace while in a car in the hopes of finding a parking spot.

While doing countless loops looking for a parking spot, you spy someone leaving the store. By timing their rate of walk and direction you slowly follow in the hopes of obtaining their parking spot while praying they do not cross between cars into the other aisle where three other cars are slowly hawking the same person.

by Toasted Onion November 26, 2007

hawking

1. the act of hawking around men. The homosexual eqiverlant of sharking

2. a rare dance performed on the portmouth to bilboa ferry.

"I can not do the hawk with two drinks in my hand"

by arch bishop don magic jaun October 1, 2004

to pull a Hawking

As a result of the world renowned scientist Stephen Hawking making headlines for coming up with such statements as "there are probably aliens in the Universe" and "time travel may be possible"; to pull a hawking has now become synonymous with stating something extremely obvious.

to pull a Hawking:

Mike pulled a Hawking after he said a lack of sleep can potentially make you tired.

by I'm Not Stephen Hawking May 6, 2010

Stephen Hawking

Dead lol

Stephen Hawking has aids lol.

by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018

Hawking

To closely monitor someone, like a hawk would.

Mr. Preston was hawking over me in an attempt to get me to finish my project.
My sister always hawks over my shoulder when I use her computer.

by hawkinghawkerzz May 9, 2013

Hawking

Constantly bugging someone about something

"Motherfucker Hawking over me".... " She was constantly Hawking over my shit."... "They were Hawking the shit out of my inbox."

Like some motherfucker Hawking over me.
She was constantly Hawking over my shit.
They were Hawking the shit out of my inbox.

by TheGrimus July 7, 2016

Hawking

extremly retarted or stupid, no knowledge,uncontrolable bowl movment,

let's go laugh at that totally Haking guy over there.

by joiiin December 14, 2003