hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Hander

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.

Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Haazen

The sexiest and most chad man in lsb2. When Haazen steps into chat you should be prepared to kneel.

Haazen just flawed your mother in bed

by Lsb2official November 2, 2022

back hander

A secretive handing over (usually of money) in exchange for certain favouritism (usually by some sort of authority)

The Businessman gave a back hander to the Politician in order win the large contract.

OR (NZ example)
Peter Sumonivich gave a back hander to Winston Peters in order to obtain a more favourable fishing quota next season.

OR
The Pharmaceutical comapanies gave back handers to numerous doctors in exchange for them promoting certain medications.

by will_haveachat June 27, 2009

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

handee hugo

Is a sexual act in which one person throws up on another during intercourse.

Milton told me that he pulled a handee hugo on a girl from the bar last night.

by TheUnthinkables May 21, 2011

hanely

A true bad ass who likes to hide in boxes and rape kittens while shooting a flamethrower into the air... all at the same time.

You were a complete hanely last night.

by jim bullocks August 14, 2015