hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

haggin

Derived from the dyslexic spelling of the N-word, it can be used to refer to thuggish ruggish types of any skin color.

Don't make me call the pipe-wielding haggins to regulate on your ass.

by fenstax July 23, 2004

Whack the haggis

Glaswegian term for the vigorous two handed option of masturbation while watching reflection in mirror.

Eg '' Hamish decided to 'whack the haggis' when his mother walked in with the coco pops...''

by Samanda#1 November 29, 2009

Haggis

A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.

Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis?
Girl: I hate you.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011

Haggis

Haggis is an epic dish. Haggis is the definition of happiness and goodness. EAT IT NOW!!!

Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?

Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*

by TheHaggisMaster February 14, 2022

Haggis

A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.

A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.

Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?

Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it

Haggis: Every girl fancies me

Haggis: Ive been to jail

Haggis

by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009

Haggios

The delightfully crappy breakfast cereal for all of those crazy punkin' Scotsmen (and women) out there. It's made out of only the best haggis, which is made out of only the best sheep and pig parts. They look like cheerios, smell like haggis, and taste like crap!

"Oh man, those haggios taste just like the real thing!"

by Hans le Noir September 7, 2005