Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

by onnomnom January 2, 2014

Floating Hotdogs

Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.

To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.

Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato

I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.

It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man

by Doctor Goose April 28, 2019

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.

Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Hotdog Neck

When the back of your neck is so fat..it looks like a pack of hotdogs

Curt, the guy who looks like a Walrus is so fat, he has developed a hotdog neck

by tredf May 21, 2008

hotdog safari

when one is on the hunt for cock.

"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"

by dirty t July 18, 2004

Hotdog Water

you use this word to insult someone online but also make them confused abt what they have just been called. THhis leaves them in a situation to where they dont know if they should be mad at you or laughing at you for using that word

Kaelynn Weber: hey nick you smell like hotdog water
NIck: should i be mad or haooy you just called me that

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 14, 2020