1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.
2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.
2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.
by BR0ZI May 19, 2008
Get the Hospital Dump mug.Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.
Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.
Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.
by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014
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by bebobjones April 23, 2009
Get the hospitalitarian mug."food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.
by trixie25 October 5, 2005
Get the hospitality food mug.A sub-optimal or imprecise pass, usually in football, which leaves the intended receiver at high risk of injury due to the fact that in order to successfully receive, he must extend himself, while at the same time, the opposing player has a chance of intercepting the pass if he lunges in. Thus the lunging tackle coupled with the fact that the intended receiver is not in the best position to avoid or ride the tackle makes the possibility of injury quite high.
Commentator #1: Oh, he's sold Ramsey a bit short there. That's a bit of a hospital pass I'm afraid
Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....
Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!
Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher
Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...
Commentator #2: ...and in comes Shawcross....
Both Commentators: Ooooooohhhh!
Commentator #1: We're going to need a stretcher
Commentator #2: I think I'm going to be sick...
by Napiertt October 27, 2011
Get the Hospital Pass mug.Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
Get the hospital surf mug."Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
-John Mulaney
by intense sneezers February 9, 2021
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