simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 9, 2024

Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.

Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?

by SDkid May 15, 2008

Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.

Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!

by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022

Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.

Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.

by FleshHolster January 28, 2022

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022