Holland, Texas is a small town about 15-20 miles south of Temple, Texas; which is located about 50 miles north of Austin. Holland is the epitome of sleaze and mental retardation. There are two gas stations in Holland, both of which have employees who will never hesitate to make fun of you if you're from somewhere other than Holland. Their education system is pure shit. But on the bright side, if your child is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't care about a halfway decent life, then by all means, send them to school in Holland.
The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.
The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.
The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
by xzypher667 October 5, 2011
Get the Holland, Texasmug. This is one sexy lady. She is very nice and funny. Everyone loves her! This is the one true girl that will stand by you through anything. Don't tempt her; she's a beast. She loves sports and being crazy. And she sticks with her gut. She doesn't care if she has to drop a friend or two to get with the guy she wants. She has too many crushes to count, but says she doesn't have one. She's waiting for the right guy. She eats too much and she can't help it. Her face is gorgeous. She takes after her mother. Be nice to her and she'll be nice back.
by FaceBookLoverYo November 21, 2011
Get the Abby Hollandmug. n ˈhälənd hed
The foam or head on a glass of beer served in the Netherlands when the pint contains about 2/3 liquid, 1/3 foam, reflecting the Dutch penchant for cheapness.
The foam or head on a glass of beer served in the Netherlands when the pint contains about 2/3 liquid, 1/3 foam, reflecting the Dutch penchant for cheapness.
by Saabiyah August 30, 2012
Get the holland headmug. Mary Holland is the coolest cat ever. She’s really good at basketball and has red hair. We love mary holland yayayay!
by kalmsl July 6, 2020
Get the Mary Hollandmug. Someone with beautiful ginger curls who is gorgeous, Jaw dropping, incredibly talented, underrated and overall just sex on legs.
by Harrysradioactivespider May 27, 2021
Get the Harry Hollandmug. Sussex University halls, based in Brighton. Right on the seafront. A place of beauty accentuated by a large intake of drugs and cheap wine from Budgens. Inhabitants can often be seen in local hotspots such as the aforementioned Budgens, the Brunswick, Grubbs or most often on the local beach. On mushrooms. Screaming 'the BABYLONS ARE HERE!'. Those who have lived in Holland House see it as a training school for future geniuses and/or hookers. Home to a thousand fantastic quotes.
'I'd go in my mums pubes if it was free!'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'
'Is this microwave made of organic materials?'
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
'Cos when you're dead THERE'S NO COMING BACK.'
'I'm going to do so many drugs for my birthday, there's a strong chance I'll die.'
by MollyGenevieve May 13, 2005
Get the holland housemug. 