Hitchhiker

Someone you know nothing about but you become friends

Me and Joe started to go to the same school this year, he became a hitchhiker of mine when we started to hang out during lunch.

by OhMyLord911 January 14, 2021

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.

Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.

by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.

I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!

"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by 0jir0 February 3, 2026