by danster4286 April 16, 2020
The act of abducting a homeless man and participating in sexual acts with him in the car. When climax is reached, the participants exclaim "Aloha!"
Chuck: Hey look at that homeless guy over there
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him
by Fat Bin February 13, 2019
The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
by Sanguine7 April 06, 2016
a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.
Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
by JDMLOWLIFE October 11, 2018
When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
Knock knock sweetie, its just me
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh
Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes
by te anau boy April 13, 2015
The middle finger. Popularized by an NFL TV play-by-play man when Tennessee Titans Defensive Coordinator Chuck Cecil flipped off game officials after a disputed call.
by El Perrito Blanco October 05, 2010
When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 13, 2015