Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

har du hørt om at tage opvasken

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.

Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"

by exdeh January 29, 2021

Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.

Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"

by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch

by NotEllias September 18, 2020

Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om det

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike

fuck i got AWPed again!!!

by mikez0r August 17, 2003

Hari har kaka

Hari har kaka an absolute chad he is the most powerful man/woman on earth he has the power to clap asses and keep his land with himself. He is the mightest hooman being and if u know his writer's name u vl get 100 porcent in mafu test (btw hari har kaka scripted pog). He can bend laws of pyshics biologi and chemisti itself and mafs too ancient egypt mafologist used to worship hari har kaka. He taught Giga chad ven he was a kid. One dae hari har kaka didnt goto school its sundae now , ppl dk this thats y they call em anpadh. Hari har kaka can 1v3v1 his brothers and pandit(with pandit chele included) with 0.000000000000000001 porcent of his power. Hari har kaka can lub mithileshwar as like ur mum. Hari har kaka can beat all naime protagonists and proffeser in a 1vinfinite combat. He is smorter than lite yagami and proff combined

Teacher - Tell one lesson nem
Student - hmmm.. Hari har kaka?
Teacher - POG 100% In Orals
Teacher - (squirrrtss)

by BigDonaldsonBrain July 3, 2021

har

The hair on your head however you are only able to say this word when you are a baby

i has no har

by krónumaðurinn December 13, 2021