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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.
I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!
by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021
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canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
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babies and hand grenades

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
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